Orthopedic Doctor Gifts

'Bursitis.'

'That's my trick knee.'

'I'm not sure about the new bone specialist.'

Walkathon for corn and bunion sufferers

A marionette in a full body cast

Spock visits the Orthopedics

Achilles Goes to the Podiatrist

No, I wouldn't call this a "lucky break"!

Insurance Co. Your right leg? Oh, dear, that's unfortunate.

Fork with a missing tine is in a wheelchair.

"Until the plaster sets, try not to laugh."

"She fell down stairs again, so this is her third hip."

'See? The idiots put my danged knee replacement in backward!'

"I stand corrected."

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

No caption. (Man wearing a cast is in traction. He imagines sheep lining up to jump fence. Sheep also wear casts.)

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

Love is Blind.

Kid with plaster cast being sawn off.

'Very funny!'

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

Office Ergonomics.

Egyptian chiropractor.

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

"All other letters have been disallowed."

'Wait! Wait a minute! Would you hold my glasses?'

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

'...better or worse...better or worse...better or worse...'

'Have you tried removing the blindfold?'

"It's just a hunch, but you spend a lot time at your computer, don't you?"