Orthopaedic Doctor Gifts

Orthopaedics clinic - "The 3 most important things in my business are dislocation, dislocation, dislocation"

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

Bones Reunited

"Until the plaster sets, try not to laugh."

"She fell down stairs again, so this is her third hip."

'See? The idiots put my danged knee replacement in backward!'

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

No caption. (Man wearing a cast is in traction. He imagines sheep lining up to jump fence. Sheep also wear casts.)

"I stand corrected."

Love is Blind.

Kid with plaster cast being sawn off.

'Very funny!'

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

Egyptian chiropractor.

"All other letters have been disallowed."

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

'Wait! Wait a minute! Would you hold my glasses?'

'...better or worse...better or worse...better or worse...'

'Have you tried removing the blindfold?'

"It's just a hunch, but you spend a lot time at your computer, don't you?"

"I'm afraid, Mr. Cottontail, that all that hopping down the bunny trail has taken a toll on your hips."

'When are you going to admit you need glasses?'

NHS/Private Eye Care.

'Very funny!'

"I'm glad you think it's funny."

'Now watch our sales increase.'

"Whiplash..."

OMG.

Big slipper.

'You say you're having trouble seeing into the future'