Orthopedic Surgeon Gifts

'Knee replacement huh? I'm pretty sure Thunder wasn't given that was an option.'

'Surgery went well, Mr. Moore. I had a lot of fun rebuilding your knee joint.'

'Hip replacement? He was never hip to begin with.'

'Mr. Simms, I think you have a very strong case for malpractice regarding your hip replacement.'

A faulty part from an independent supplier leads to the creation of a multibillion-dollar sports medicine profession.

'I guess I don't need to ask how your new hip is working out.'

'He's started hanging around ever since he found out orthopaedic means bones!'

"Mom said you threw your back out. Don't you need it anymore?"

"I'd like a joint replacement"

"Gary had a knee replacement. He replaced it with a cup holder."

"It's the orthopedist's parts department. Your knees are in."

Joint Replacement Specialist has 3 boxes on desk: "Hip", "Hip", "Hooray."

Traumatology.

"I'm your hip replacement."

"Hmmm. Yes. These suggest taht you need back surgery right away."

Stairway to Knee Surgery

"Until the plaster sets, try not to laugh."

Early Learning Orthapaedic Surgery

Fracture Clinic

"Hip Op? I thought you meant we were going to a hip-hop dance. . ."

Elderly gent keeps his hip in a bottle

"Orthopaedic Surgeon are we? Well, you'll enjoy our spare ribs as starters followed by a main course of either Leg of Lamb, Shoulder of Pork, or Neck Chops."

"C'mon, walk it off!"

"Would you like anything else for your birthday that doesn't have the word 'orthopedic' in it?"

'Offhand, Mr. Jenkins, I'd say you're pigeon-toed!'

"The knee replacement went well. I've already graduated from the candy walker."

"I'm glad you think it's funny."

Orthopaedist

"That was some wedding night though, wasn't it darling?"

Bone

Sling

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

"I hope your cast is not itchy, Stacy. I had an itchy cast on my arm once and it itched ALL the time. It felt like crawling ants! Itchy, itchy, itchy..."

"Have you considered spinal fusion?"

"She fell down stairs again, so this is her third hip."