Orthopedic Gifts

Kid with plaster cast being sawn off.

A dog drives a car while a man has two broken arms.

"Until the plaster sets, try not to laugh."

'ooh! A womb with a view.'

"She fell down stairs again, so this is her third hip."

'See? The idiots put my danged knee replacement in backward!'

No caption. (Man wearing a cast is in traction. He imagines sheep lining up to jump fence. Sheep also wear casts.)

"I stand corrected."

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

'Very funny!'

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

'Oh, well... Accidents will happen.'

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

'Time for your pills.'

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

Egyptian chiropractor.

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

"I'm afraid, Mr. Cottontail, that all that hopping down the bunny trail has taken a toll on your hips."

'Very funny!'

"Whiplash..."

'Tony can't come out to play now, he's on his orthodontopole!'

"The x-rays came back, and — I'm sorry, but we found a very large attachment."

Infected Macron

Big slipper.

"I'm glad you think it's funny."

A faulty part from an independent supplier leads to the creation of a multibillion-dollar sports medicine profession.

'I'm having my colon checked.'

'You're going to have to give up painting ceilings, Michelangelo !'

Elderly gent keeps his hip in a bottle

"Oh well, I'm off the see the orthopedist."

A football game appears on the operating theatres monitor instead of the patients heartbeat.

Orthopaedist

"Doctor Scholl and Mr. Hyde."

"Uh, try unplugging him, then plugging him back in."