Orthopaedics Gifts

'Hello Mr Jones, I'm the Bone Specialist.'

'When you said you are a hammer-toe specialist . . .'

Bones Reunited

"Until the plaster sets, try not to laugh."

'ooh! A womb with a view.'

"She fell down stairs again, so this is her third hip."

'See? The idiots put my danged knee replacement in backward!'

No caption. (Man wearing a cast is in traction. He imagines sheep lining up to jump fence. Sheep also wear casts.)

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

"I stand corrected."

Kid with plaster cast being sawn off.

'Very funny!'

'Time for your pills.'

'Oh, well... Accidents will happen.'

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

Egyptian chiropractor.

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

"I'm afraid, Mr. Cottontail, that all that hopping down the bunny trail has taken a toll on your hips."

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

'Very funny!'

Big slipper.

"Whiplash..."

"I'm glad you think it's funny."

'Tony can't come out to play now, he's on his orthodontopole!'

Infected Macron

"Vernon likes an element of danger in a water feature..."

"The x-rays came back, and — I'm sorry, but we found a very large attachment."