Orthopaedics T-Shirts

'Hello Mr Jones, I'm the Bone Specialist.'

'When you said you are a hammer-toe specialist . . .'

Bones Reunited

"Until the plaster sets, try not to laugh."

'ooh! A womb with a view.'

"She fell down stairs again, so this is her third hip."

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

"I stand corrected."

Kid with plaster cast being sawn off.

'Very funny!'

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

'Oh, well... Accidents will happen.'

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

'Time for your pills.'

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

Egyptian chiropractor.

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

"I'm afraid, Mr. Cottontail, that all that hopping down the bunny trail has taken a toll on your hips."

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

'Very funny!'

"Whiplash..."

"The x-rays came back, and — I'm sorry, but we found a very large attachment."

'Tony can't come out to play now, he's on his orthodontopole!'

Big slipper.

Infected Macron

"Vernon likes an element of danger in a water feature..."

"I'm glad you think it's funny."

A faulty part from an independent supplier leads to the creation of a multibillion-dollar sports medicine profession.

'I'm having my colon checked.'