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'Bursitis.'

'I'm not sure about the new bone specialist.'

Walkathon for corn and bunion sufferers

A marionette in a full body cast

Achilles Goes to the Podiatrist

"Until the plaster sets, try not to laugh."

"She fell down stairs again, so this is her third hip."

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

"I stand corrected."

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

Kid with plaster cast being sawn off.

'Very funny!'

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

Egyptian chiropractor.

Office Ergonomics.

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

"All other letters have been disallowed."

'Wait! Wait a minute! Would you hold my glasses?'

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

'Have you tried removing the blindfold?'

"I'm afraid, Mr. Cottontail, that all that hopping down the bunny trail has taken a toll on your hips."

"It's just a hunch, but you spend a lot time at your computer, don't you?"

'When are you going to admit you need glasses?'

NHS/Private Eye Care.

'Very funny!'

'Now watch our sales increase.'

Big slipper.

OMG.

"Whiplash..."

"I'm glad you think it's funny."