Orthopaedist T-Shirts

Lost and Found: "Bone loss? You've come to the right place."

'Hello Mr Jones, I'm the Bone Specialist.'

'Hello Mr Jones, I'm the Bone Specialist.'

"So is it difficult having one leg shorter than the other?"

"Until the plaster sets, try not to laugh."

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

"She fell down stairs again, so this is her third hip."

Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

"I stand corrected."

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

Kid with plaster cast being sawn off.

'Very funny!'

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

'Do years 4, 5 and 6 cover the other foot?'

Some unusual family photographs decorate podiatrist's desk.

"And this little piggy went – whoa! Where is your fifth little piggy?!"

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

Egyptian chiropractor.

'Restless Peg Syndrome.'

"You kept me awake all night, grinding your gums."

Shark with Braces.

Paging for a Doctor

The importance of paying attention in med school.

"Well, you may not have the body of an athlete, but you certainly have the foot of one."

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

"I'm afraid, Mr. Cottontail, that all that hopping down the bunny trail has taken a toll on your hips."

"That explains all the cavities."