Orthopaedic T-Shirts

"But baby...you look so hot in them!"

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

"Until the plaster sets, try not to laugh."

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

"I AM at my usual position."

'ooh! A womb with a view.'

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

"She fell down stairs again, so this is her third hip."

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

"I stand corrected."

Kid with plaster cast being sawn off.

'Very funny!'

Beer Order

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

'Time for your pills.'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

'Hey, hey, hey!'

'Oh, well... Accidents will happen.'

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

Egyptian chiropractor.

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

"I'm afraid, Mr. Cottontail, that all that hopping down the bunny trail has taken a toll on your hips."

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

'Very funny!'