Spinal Health Guru Gifts

Advice Desk: 'Yes, stand up straight, you're slouching.'

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

Self help acupuncture

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

'Eat less. Drink less. Be merry more.'

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

Coronavirus Waves

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

Coronavirus Sisyphys

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

'It's nothing that a few stem cells and 75 years of research can't fix.'

'They took my Science Fair Award away. They said I ate too much fish, which is brainfood. So, it was like I was on mental steroids.'

National Academy of Sport

'When I turned 18 something started happening to me every month. I started receiving a credit card bill.'

"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."

Congratulations on the new you!

"Eat your vegetarian or you'll go extinct!"

"Please don't kill me."

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

Keep Fit.

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

'I gotta lose some weight.'

"You're sick of this? Just try to imagine how we feel."

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

'Apply that ointment as directed and call me if the growth does not reduce or it starts to talk.'

'Doctor, how much acupuncture experience DO you have?'

'Follow this diet, and soon the temple of your soul will just be a small chapel.'