Health And Safety Guru Gifts

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

Man from 'Environmental Health visits a caf� run by bugs

"How did you know we were having pancake flambe again?"

The Future of Athletics

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

Self help acupuncture

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

'Eat less. Drink less. Be merry more.'

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

"I see you've security marked your property."

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

Coronavirus Sisyphys

Coronavirus Waves

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

'They took my Science Fair Award away. They said I ate too much fish, which is brainfood. So, it was like I was on mental steroids.'

"Don't forget to put some sunscreen on your tongue."

National Academy of Sport

Congratulations on the new you!

'When I turned 18 something started happening to me every month. I started receiving a credit card bill.'

'I gotta lose some weight.'

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

"Have your parents sign this waiver concerning violations of personal space. . . then you guys can play tag."

AI Safety Officer

"Eat your vegetarian or you'll go extinct!"