Health And Safety Guru T-Shirts

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

Man from 'Environmental Health visits a caf� run by bugs

"How did you know we were having pancake flambe again?"

The Future of Athletics

Self help acupuncture

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

'Eat less. Drink less. Be merry more.'

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

"I see you've security marked your property."

Coronavirus Sisyphys

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

Coronavirus Waves

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

National Academy of Sport

"Don't forget to put some sunscreen on your tongue."

'I gotta lose some weight.'

'When I turned 18 something started happening to me every month. I started receiving a credit card bill.'

Congratulations on the new you!

"Have your parents sign this waiver concerning violations of personal space. . . then you guys can play tag."

"Eat your vegetarian or you'll go extinct!"

AI Safety Officer

Keep Fit.

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

"You're sick of this? Just try to imagine how we feel."