Spine Specialist Gifts

Chiropractor: We bend over backwards for our customers.

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

"I stand corrected."

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

'Very funny!'

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

Office Ergonomics.

'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

Medical Examinations.

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

"It's just a hunch, but you spend a lot time at your computer, don't you?"

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

Big slipper.

A boy and his spin patrol.

"Whiplash..."

"Doctors, Gilby, Beam and Henson. Ears, nose and throat."

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

'I'm referring you to a specialist who isn't as afraid to die as I am.'

A doctor calls a body builder to perform a patella tap test on a large patient.

Proctologists' Office Party Games

'Let me handle this. I'm an orthopedic specialist.'

'I know just how you feel.'

"Doctor Scholl and Mr. Hyde."

'The bad news is you have a disease that only a highly-paid specialist can pronounce.'

A proctologist by trade, Bob liked to spend his weekends out in nature.

The Cello Victims

'Of course, simple mistakes can be done by anybody, but to really mess up things, you need a specialist: me, the IT consultant!'

Trust Your Doctor

"You don't need a doctor to look at your throat, you need a CHOIRPRACTOR."

'I was hoping you could help me with an implant.'

Niche Marketing

"I can refer you either to Dr. Basinkski, a noted specialist, Dr. Hodge-Cabot, who is a pioneer in the field, or Charlie, a generic doctor who also does a very nice job."