Bone Specialist Gifts

'Hello Mr Jones, I'm the Bone Specialist.'

Osteologist

The Dawn of Paleontology: "I think I knew this guy."

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

"I stand corrected."

'Very funny!'

Some unusual family photographs decorate podiatrist's desk.

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

Egyptian chiropractor.

'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

"It's just a hunch, but you spend a lot time at your computer, don't you?"

Big slipper.

"Whiplash..."

'You're going to have to give up painting ceilings, Michelangelo !'

'You got here just in time - These shoes are killing you.'

A doctor calls a body builder to perform a patella tap test on a large patient.

"Doctor Scholl and Mr. Hyde."

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

"Chapter three: Homo erectus and the practical use of bones..."

'I never knew there was a common ancestor of man and chicken.'

"We need to put in more bones."

"There are 206 bones in your body...How would you like one more?"

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

"Relax, I'm only hear to see my osteopath."

'I know just how you feel.'

'Let me handle this. I'm an orthopedic specialist.'

Orthopaedist

'Higgins, control yourself and sit down!'

"There's everything you need to know about exercise in here." "Is there an osteopath's phone number in there?"

'You are pigeon toed.'

'I've got an appointment with Mr. Payne.' - 'He'll see you now.' - 'Okay, take a deep br-' - 'Gah!' - 'Great, now turn ov-' - 'Argh!' - 'And a final tw-' - 'Mummy!' - '*Sob*' - 'Okay, all done.' - 'Did you, by any chance...' - '...hear you crying...'

"You don't need a doctor to look at your throat, you need a CHOIRPRACTOR."

"Just remember keep your chin up Arthur"

The Cello Victims