Bone Specialist Gifts

'Hello Mr Jones, I'm the Bone Specialist.'

Osteologist

The Dawn of Paleontology: "I think I knew this guy."

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

"I stand corrected."

No caption. (Man wearing a cast is in traction. He imagines sheep lining up to jump fence. Sheep also wear casts.)

'Very funny!'

Some unusual family photographs decorate podiatrist's desk.

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

Egyptian chiropractor.

'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

"It's just a hunch, but you spend a lot time at your computer, don't you?"

"Whiplash..."

Big slipper.

'You're going to have to give up painting ceilings, Michelangelo !'

"Chapter three: Homo erectus and the practical use of bones..."

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

'Let me handle this. I'm an orthopedic specialist.'

"We need to put in more bones."

"There are 206 bones in your body...How would you like one more?"

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

'I never knew there was a common ancestor of man and chicken.'

"Relax, I'm only hear to see my osteopath."

'I know just how you feel.'

Orthopaedist

'You got here just in time - These shoes are killing you.'

"Doctor Scholl and Mr. Hyde."

A doctor calls a body builder to perform a patella tap test on a large patient.

'Higgins, control yourself and sit down!'

"There's everything you need to know about exercise in here." "Is there an osteopath's phone number in there?"

'You are pigeon toed.'

'I've got an appointment with Mr. Payne.' - 'He'll see you now.' - 'Okay, take a deep br-' - 'Gah!' - 'Great, now turn ov-' - 'Argh!' - 'And a final tw-' - 'Mummy!' - '*Sob*' - 'Okay, all done.' - 'Did you, by any chance...' - '...hear you crying...'

"You don't need a doctor to look at your throat, you need a CHOIRPRACTOR."

'Didn't I tell you to take up some hobby other than opera?'