Bone Doctor Gifts

'No, I don't think x-rays are needed.'

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

Egyptian chiropractor.

'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

"It's just a hunch, but you spend a lot time at your computer, don't you?"

Big slipper.

"Whiplash..."

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

'You're going to have to give up painting ceilings, Michelangelo !'

'I know just how you feel.'

A doctor calls a body builder to perform a patella tap test on a large patient.

"Doctor Scholl and Mr. Hyde."

'I never knew there was a common ancestor of man and chicken.'

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

"Chapter three: Homo erectus and the practical use of bones..."

Orthopaedist

"We need to put in more bones."

"There are 206 bones in your body...How would you like one more?"

'Let me handle this. I'm an orthopedic specialist.'

"Relax, I'm only hear to see my osteopath."

'Higgins, control yourself and sit down!'

"There's everything you need to know about exercise in here." "Is there an osteopath's phone number in there?"

'I'm not sure about the new bone specialist.'

'I've got an appointment with Mr. Payne.' - 'He'll see you now.' - 'Okay, take a deep br-' - 'Gah!' - 'Great, now turn ov-' - 'Argh!' - 'And a final tw-' - 'Mummy!' - '*Sob*' - 'Okay, all done.' - 'Did you, by any chance...' - '...hear you crying...'

Woman walking a pelvis on a lead.

"Just remember keep your chin up Arthur"

The Cello Victims

"You don't need a doctor to look at your throat, you need a CHOIRPRACTOR."

'I told you not to slam the door!'

Healing the Earth