Bone Expert Gifts

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

Father and son with matching beer crates.

"There are 206 bones in your body...How would you like one more?"

Orthopaedist

'Most dogs chase cars, Sally but mine is into them!'

"We need to put in more bones."

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

"Chapter three: Homo erectus and the practical use of bones..."

'Higgins, control yourself and sit down!'

Frank and Ernest's Cerebral Questions. Today's question is would an "elbowhead" be smarter or dumber than a "knucklehead"? (Published originally on October 12, 2015.)

Ophiologist

"Just remember keep your chin up Arthur"

Woman walking a pelvis on a lead.

The Multi-tasking Snake Charmer

The sooner you stop freaking out, the sooner I can take the pic.

"Can't I go anywhere without someone asking for free medical advice?"

Let the profit-making begin!

'I wonder if they KNOW about each other?'

"You need to include more calcium in your diet."

'Hello Mr Jones, I'm the Bone Specialist.'

"Where does it hurt?"

"An earthquake cracked the building in half. I'd have it fixed, but it's keeping the staff from constantly going to the break room."

Bones

The Dawn of Paleontology: "I think I knew this guy."

Paleontology Quiz: Based on this bone, you know that this dinosaur....

The night watchman eats ribs at the museum.

'Calcium supplements: aisle three, bottom shelf.'

"The doctor said he could see you at 2 or 3 turdy."

Barneyous Purplesaurus.

'She's lucky, Susan. Not's the time to be sick while medicare still has some money.'

Osteologist

'Ancient bones. Early man. Valuable. Probably Uncle Fred.'

'Higgins, control yourself and sit down!'