Bone Expert Gifts

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

Father and son with matching beer crates.

"We need to put in more bones."

"There are 206 bones in your body...How would you like one more?"

"Chapter three: Homo erectus and the practical use of bones..."

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

'Most dogs chase cars, Sally but mine is into them!'

Orthopaedist

'Higgins, control yourself and sit down!'

Woman walking a pelvis on a lead.

"Just remember keep your chin up Arthur"

Ophiologist

The Multi-tasking Snake Charmer

"Can't I go anywhere without someone asking for free medical advice?"

'I wonder if they KNOW about each other?'

"You need to include more calcium in your diet."

'Hello Mr Jones, I'm the Bone Specialist.'

"Where does it hurt?"

Bones

The Dawn of Paleontology: "I think I knew this guy."

The night watchman eats ribs at the museum.

"An earthquake cracked the building in half. I'd have it fixed, but it's keeping the staff from constantly going to the break room."

Paleontology Quiz: Based on this bone, you know that this dinosaur....

'Calcium supplements: aisle three, bottom shelf.'

Barneyous Purplesaurus.

Osteologist

'Ancient bones. Early man. Valuable. Probably Uncle Fred.'

'She's lucky, Susan. Not's the time to be sick while medicare still has some money.'

'Higgins, control yourself and sit down!'

A Over Crowded Office.