Funny Bone Specialist Gifts

'She's lucky, Susan. Not's the time to be sick while medicare still has some money.'

Skeleton playing fetch.

"So...what are you doing after you graduate?"

'I'm looking fo someone who can make me laugh.'

What do you mean, "Did I try anything funny?"

A Club Sandwitch.

'The program is stupid, primitive, embarrassing, and boring. I want to buy a new telly.'

Stand-up comic/ceo: 'A funny thing happened on the way to the board meeting...'

"... And don't come back until you're ready to get funny."

"You want to be a comedian? You can't be serious!"

"No. I wouldn't 'like to see the cheese menu'. And I don't appreciate the stereotyping!"

'Turns out medicine is the best medicine.'

Fetch the Boomerang

"Well yes, pretty and kind were big factors, but her nitpicking abilities are what really won me over..."

He. 'How would you like to own a--er--a little puppy?' She. 'Oh, Mr. Softly, this is so sudden!'

"Our forensic scientist quit, so our computer guy has stepped in for now."

'Hi....I'm on my driving test....'

"If I'd wanted a Picasso I'd have gone to an art gallery, wouldn't I?"

"There's no point trying to complain, everyone is on a 'customer care' course."

'Hand me that gizmo, will you please?'

"No Eric, you're NOT funny haha. . . you're funny peculiar. . !"

"Wise?! You believe you're wise!!"

'I'm afraid it's bad news Mister Kane...You've got 'Shingles'.'

'It's all bleach and dye. but I hope that it'll fool the hunters this season.'

'Hello Mr Jones, I'm the Bone Specialist.'

"How about this round mouth shovel."

You have a low grade fever.

'Are you mentally undressing me again professor?'

The Dawn of Paleontology: "I think I knew this guy."

'Every year was the same. There was always some clown or comedian in Brian's intake of pupils.'

"You can't go on because you're 'feeling funny'? In your case it's so rare, make the most of it!"

In The Middle Of The Night, Peppy Suddenly Developed A Wild Craving For The Bone.

'Love between two people is very beautiful. And between six it's fantastic!'

Reptile Dysfunction!