Medical Professional With A Funny Bone Gifts

"For goodness sake, lick the thread!"

'Your shoe's untied.'

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'How could you flunk stone shop?'

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

"Dear, did something happen at the office?"

"Hurry, stop him!" (Dog running off with bone from man's x-ray).

'Hey, I think my parents fooled me. This game is called 'Algebra Hero'.'

"I'll be fielding any questions you may have and my assistant, Carol, will be googling the answer."

'When I said that I needed a new mouse...'

'I did my research paper on Bart Simpson!'

'If 'x' is unknown, why should I rock the boat?'

Cut out and keep your own Gardener!

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

Well, the doctor said you have to wear it until you stop biting your stitches.

Onion operation.

"No. I wouldn't 'like to see the cheese menu'. And I don't appreciate the stereotyping!"

9 out of 10 doctors recommend keeping their stethoscopes in the freezer.

Locum GP's to be paid for extra work on the BMA agreement

'Are you writing my symptoms, or is that your autobiography?'

'Ha, ha! But seriously folks...'

Kid to sister: 'I never play doctor anymore. There's too much paperwork.'

Surgery Instructions.

"Doctors, Gilby, Beam and Henson. Ears, nose and throat."

'We were hoping You'd just say 'Be fruitful and multiply' again.'

Fish swimming around inside drip.

Sigh. They never ask me to play.

"They used to call them G.P.s."

Movers and shakers.

"If you don't feel better in a few days give me a call and I'll completely ignore you."

'I'm afraid it's mad cow disease.'

"We've determined that it sucks to be you."

Dave soon realised it was going to be a tough gig.

'My speciality is referring patients to the right specialist.'

"And I suppost you've never had a friendly wager with a colleague?"