Medical Professional With A Funny Bone Gifts

"For goodness sake, lick the thread!"

'Your shoe's untied.'

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'How could you flunk stone shop?'

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

"Dear, did something happen at the office?"

"Hurry, stop him!" (Dog running off with bone from man's x-ray).

'Hey, I think my parents fooled me. This game is called 'Algebra Hero'.'

'If 'x' is unknown, why should I rock the boat?'

'I did my research paper on Bart Simpson!'

'When I said that I needed a new mouse...'

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

Onion operation.

Cut out and keep your own Gardener!

'Are you writing my symptoms, or is that your autobiography?'

9 out of 10 doctors recommend keeping their stethoscopes in the freezer.

"No. I wouldn't 'like to see the cheese menu'. And I don't appreciate the stereotyping!"

'Ha, ha! But seriously folks...'

Locum GP's to be paid for extra work on the BMA agreement

Kid to sister: 'I never play doctor anymore. There's too much paperwork.'

Surgery Instructions.

"Doctors, Gilby, Beam and Henson. Ears, nose and throat."

Fish swimming around inside drip.

"They used to call them G.P.s."

'We were hoping You'd just say 'Be fruitful and multiply' again.'

Movers and shakers.

"If you don't feel better in a few days give me a call and I'll completely ignore you."

'I'm afraid it's mad cow disease.'

"We've determined that it sucks to be you."

Dave soon realised it was going to be a tough gig.

'My speciality is referring patients to the right specialist.'

"And I suppost you've never had a friendly wager with a colleague?"