Techie With A Funny Bone Gifts

'When I said that I needed a new mouse...'

'Your shoe's untied.'

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

'Hey, I think my parents fooled me. This game is called 'Algebra Hero'.'

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

'If 'x' is unknown, why should I rock the boat?'

"Have a seat with the other candidates for the tech position but be wary of the spit balls."

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."

'Did you keep a back up in the cloud?'

Jack-in-a-box popping out of a computer monitor.

'To explain this extremely complex new imaging system, we've brought in Chuckles.'

Don't use your dog's name as a password

Security Alert in the Paperless Office. . . .

Remote control bridge in bath.

Reminder from my Telebartender. Gotta go!

"Your computer is fine. It's your brain that has a lot of useless programs on it. Unfortunately, it doesn't come with an uninstall button."

"Hey, look at this. After only a month, the idea that we spend the last two years developing has attracted $10 on Kickstarter."

Computer Repairs

Robot with a sense of humour.

A bride and groom surrounded by cats

'No, insanely funny is not a plea!'

'...and this one comes with two trilobites of memory.'

"Any idea what the password is for reactivating dad?"

WIFI connections

Wireless high-wire act.

A Wal-Mart Customer Speaks

"Sorry, kids, this is the cheapest GPS we sell."

"We have all the latest technologies, but catching them still takes old fashioned footwork."

"For goodness sake, lick the thread!"

"Well this has been a waste of time. I haven't had a single bite all day."

Tank Tops.