Gadget Guru With A Funny Bone Gifts

"This is the new 'fitness laptop.' It's so large, dragging it around is a great workout."

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

'Hey, I think my parents fooled me. This game is called 'Algebra Hero'.'

'When I said that I needed a new mouse...'

"Basically it makes the same mistakes we've always made - but it makes tham so much faster!"

"Have a seat with the other candidates for the tech position but be wary of the spit balls."

Den Furniture

Oog is backing up all our files.

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."

Noah Sent and Received the First Tweet

'Did you keep a back up in the cloud?'

Jack-in-a-box popping out of a computer monitor.

Woman finds something in her soup.

'Dad, somehow I got into the IRS files.'

'To explain this extremely complex new imaging system, we've brought in Chuckles.'

Don't use your dog's name as a password

"Oddly enough it looks like you made 98.6 million last year from the talking medical thermometer you invented."

"His last wish was that we delete his browsing history."

"...and if I press this button..."

"Do I put google maps on driving or walking directions?"

Security Alert in the Paperless Office. . . .

Robot Humor

'It's new, Dental armor, Everything I need for any procedure is right here,'

Touch screen for bio.

"Your computer is fine. It's your brain that has a lot of useless programs on it. Unfortunately, it doesn't come with an uninstall button."

'Are you SURE we're not allowed to telecommute?'

"Hey, look at this. After only a month, the idea that we spend the last two years developing has attracted $10 on Kickstarter."

Computer Repairs

Robot with a sense of humour.

"I taught him how to speak, shake hands and, as you can see, fetch information."

Unplugging and going outside

'...and this one comes with two trilobites of memory.'

"Fifteen years of my life developing a computer that can tackle seemingly impossible calculations and now you're telling me there's an app on your phone for this?"

WIFI connections