Gadget Guru With A Funny Bone T-Shirts

"This is the new 'fitness laptop.' It's so large, dragging it around is a great workout."

'Hey, I think my parents fooled me. This game is called 'Algebra Hero'.'

'When I said that I needed a new mouse...'

"Basically it makes the same mistakes we've always made - but it makes tham so much faster!"

"Have a seat with the other candidates for the tech position but be wary of the spit balls."

Den Furniture

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."

'Did you keep a back up in the cloud?'

Jack-in-a-box popping out of a computer monitor.

'Dad, somehow I got into the IRS files.'

'To explain this extremely complex new imaging system, we've brought in Chuckles.'

Don't use your dog's name as a password

"...and if I press this button..."

"His last wish was that we delete his browsing history."

"Oddly enough it looks like you made 98.6 million last year from the talking medical thermometer you invented."

Security Alert in the Paperless Office. . . .

Robot Humor

'Are you SURE we're not allowed to telecommute?'

"Your computer is fine. It's your brain that has a lot of useless programs on it. Unfortunately, it doesn't come with an uninstall button."

"Hey, look at this. After only a month, the idea that we spend the last two years developing has attracted $10 on Kickstarter."

Computer Repairs

Unplugging and going outside

"I taught him how to speak, shake hands and, as you can see, fetch information."

Robot with a sense of humour.

'...and this one comes with two trilobites of memory.'

"Fifteen years of my life developing a computer that can tackle seemingly impossible calculations and now you're telling me there's an app on your phone for this?"

WIFI connections

"Any idea what the password is for reactivating dad?"