Gadget Humorist T-Shirts

"...That's your reflection. Switch on."

"Before you soak your monitor in that soapy water, I suggest doing some research on how to properly clean it."

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Screen Time vs Book Time

Driverless cars rage.

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

"Of course we'll give you a choice. Would you prefer to lose your job to outsourcing or to robotic automation?"

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

'Does this thing get channel four.'

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

"Darn autocorrect!"

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

Chef copy robot

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

'Now where's my Tibbles got to?'

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?'

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

HUAWEI 5G

"I gave up on the wheel and designed this. You'll thank me when electricity is invented."

STRIP Hambone: Humanoid computers

"... And in the event of a sudden change in cabin pressure, please tweet with the hashtag #FeelinTheBreeze."

'I store all my data in the cloud.'

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

'It's a snow mobile.'