Gadget Humorist T-Shirts

"...That's your reflection. Switch on."

"Before you soak your monitor in that soapy water, I suggest doing some research on how to properly clean it."

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Driverless cars rage.

Screen Time vs Book Time

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

'Does this thing get channel four.'

"Of course we'll give you a choice. Would you prefer to lose your job to outsourcing or to robotic automation?"

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

"Darn autocorrect!"

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

Chef copy robot

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

'Now where's my Tibbles got to?'

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?'

I downloaded Thoreau's "Civil Disobedience" into it's memory, and now the "command" key isn't working.

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

HUAWEI 5G

"I gave up on the wheel and designed this. You'll thank me when electricity is invented."

"... And in the event of a sudden change in cabin pressure, please tweet with the hashtag #FeelinTheBreeze."

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

'I store all my data in the cloud.'

'It's a snow mobile.'

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'