Techie With A Funny Bone T-Shirts

'When I said that I needed a new mouse...'

'Your shoe's untied.'

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

'Hey, I think my parents fooled me. This game is called 'Algebra Hero'.'

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

'If 'x' is unknown, why should I rock the boat?'

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

"Have a seat with the other candidates for the tech position but be wary of the spit balls."

Oog is backing up all our files.

"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

Noah Sent and Received the First Tweet

'Did you keep a back up in the cloud?'

Jack-in-a-box popping out of a computer monitor.

'To explain this extremely complex new imaging system, we've brought in Chuckles.'

Don't use your dog's name as a password

"Do I put google maps on driving or walking directions?"

Security Alert in the Paperless Office. . . .

Remote control bridge in bath.

Robot with a sense of humour.

Reminder from my Telebartender. Gotta go!

A bride and groom surrounded by cats

Computer Repairs

'No, insanely funny is not a plea!'

"Hey, look at this. After only a month, the idea that we spend the last two years developing has attracted $10 on Kickstarter."

"Your computer is fine. It's your brain that has a lot of useless programs on it. Unfortunately, it doesn't come with an uninstall button."

'...and this one comes with two trilobites of memory.'

"Any idea what the password is for reactivating dad?"

WIFI connections

Wireless high-wire act.

Tank Tops.

"Well this has been a waste of time. I haven't had a single bite all day."

"Sorry, kids, this is the cheapest GPS we sell."

"We have all the latest technologies, but catching them still takes old fashioned footwork."

A Wal-Mart Customer Speaks