Medical Professional With A Sense Of Humor Gifts

'All we have to do is place them on the waiting room chairs!'

'You wanted a second opinion?'

"I'll be fielding any questions you may have and my assistant, Carol, will be googling the answer."

...The decimal point was in the wrong place.

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

Medical Building Directory: Dr. Larry Nix, Dr. Sally Putty, etc..

'The doctor will acknowlege your existance now.'

Well, the doctor said you have to wear it until you stop biting your stitches.

Medical Books - Lady Chatterley's Liver

'Hold it!'

9 out of 10 doctors recommend keeping their stethoscopes in the freezer.

Locum GP's to be paid for extra work on the BMA agreement

'Are you writing my symptoms, or is that your autobiography?'

Fly Hospital: "Just a slight stinging then you'll be fast asleep."

'I think it's your colon. I came to that conclusion through the process of elimination.'

Surgery Instructions.

"Doctors, Gilby, Beam and Henson. Ears, nose and throat."

"They used to call them G.P.s."

"Your EKG corresponds with the stock market report."

"It'll have to stay on until your vasectomy heals..."

A diuretic! Are you sure about this?

'I had this two years ago.'

Fish swimming around inside drip.

"All good: This egg looks healthy as well..."

'Geoffrey's Tourette's is acting up.'

"Definitely work-related."

It was only Monday...but Dr Davies knew that it was going to be a long...long week...

'We've not met, but I'm your keyhole surgeon.'

"We've determined that it sucks to be you."

Ah. I knew you were going to say that. You people are so predictable.

'Three, two, one. Stand clear.'

Grand rounds vs. ground rounds.

"I'm saying we lash out for the 'Deluxe' collagen treatment, next time, honey."

"If you don't feel better in a few days give me a call and I'll completely ignore you."

"You have natural causes.''