Medical Practitioner With A Sense Of Humor Gifts

Fish swimming around inside drip.

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

Medical Building Directory: Dr. Larry Nix, Dr. Sally Putty, etc..

"I'll be fielding any questions you may have and my assistant, Carol, will be googling the answer."

Well, the doctor said you have to wear it until you stop biting your stitches.

Medical Books - Lady Chatterley's Liver

'Hold it!'

Fly Hospital: "Just a slight stinging then you'll be fast asleep."

Locum GP's to be paid for extra work on the BMA agreement

9 out of 10 doctors recommend keeping their stethoscopes in the freezer.

'Are you writing my symptoms, or is that your autobiography?'

'I think it's your colon. I came to that conclusion through the process of elimination.'

Kid to sister: 'I never play doctor anymore. There's too much paperwork.'

Surgery Instructions.

"Doctors, Gilby, Beam and Henson. Ears, nose and throat."

"All good: This egg looks healthy as well..."

"Your EKG corresponds with the stock market report."

"It'll have to stay on until your vasectomy heals..."

'I had this two years ago.'

'Geoffrey's Tourette's is acting up.'

A diuretic! Are you sure about this?

"They used to call them G.P.s."

"Definitely work-related."

It was only Monday...but Dr Davies knew that it was going to be a long...long week...

'We've not met, but I'm your keyhole surgeon.'

"I'm saying we lash out for the 'Deluxe' collagen treatment, next time, honey."

"You have natural causes.''

"We've determined that it sucks to be you."

Grand rounds vs. ground rounds.

"If you don't feel better in a few days give me a call and I'll completely ignore you."

Ah. I knew you were going to say that. You people are so predictable.

'Three, two, one. Stand clear.'

"Hey, how come no diplomas?" "Oh, I'm self-taught."

'My speciality is referring patients to the right specialist.'

Transplant delivery