Medic With A Sense Of Humor Gifts

'Spin GP'

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

Surgeon finds a doohickey on the patient's thingamabob.

Medical Building Directory: Dr. Larry Nix, Dr. Sally Putty, etc..

'Maybe it is psychosomatic.'

"That's where the pain gets me, doc."

"I'll be fielding any questions you may have and my assistant, Carol, will be googling the answer."

Well, the doctor said you have to wear it until you stop biting your stitches.

"I'm Stuck" Proctologist

Medical Books - Lady Chatterley's Liver

'My analysis indicates the need for an asbestos-ectomy, electrical-graphs and a plumbing-bypass.'

'Doctor please come quick! His fever has gone from medium rare to well done!'

'Hold it!'

Fly Hospital: "Just a slight stinging then you'll be fast asleep."

Locum GP's to be paid for extra work on the BMA agreement

9 out of 10 doctors recommend keeping their stethoscopes in the freezer.

'Are you writing my symptoms, or is that your autobiography?'

'I think it's your colon. I came to that conclusion through the process of elimination.'

"Doctors, Gilby, Beam and Henson. Ears, nose and throat."

Surgery Instructions.

"All good: This egg looks healthy as well..."

"Your EKG corresponds with the stock market report."

"It'll have to stay on until your vasectomy heals..."

'I had this two years ago.'

A diuretic! Are you sure about this?

'Geoffrey's Tourette's is acting up.'

Fish swimming around inside drip.

"They used to call them G.P.s."

It was only Monday...but Dr Davies knew that it was going to be a long...long week...

'We've not met, but I'm your keyhole surgeon.'

Ah. I knew you were going to say that. You people are so predictable.

"If you don't feel better in a few days give me a call and I'll completely ignore you."

"You have natural causes.''

Grand rounds vs. ground rounds.

"I'm saying we lash out for the 'Deluxe' collagen treatment, next time, honey."