Bone Doctor T-Shirts

'No, I don't think x-rays are needed.'

No caption. (Man wearing a cast is in traction. He imagines sheep lining up to jump fence. Sheep also wear casts.)

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

Egyptian chiropractor.

'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

"It's just a hunch, but you spend a lot time at your computer, don't you?"

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

Big slipper.

"Whiplash..."

'You're going to have to give up painting ceilings, Michelangelo !'

Orthopaedist

"Relax, I'm only hear to see my osteopath."

"We need to put in more bones."

"Chapter three: Homo erectus and the practical use of bones..."

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

A doctor calls a body builder to perform a patella tap test on a large patient.

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

"Doctor Scholl and Mr. Hyde."

'I know just how you feel.'

"There are 206 bones in your body...How would you like one more?"

'I never knew there was a common ancestor of man and chicken.'

'Let me handle this. I'm an orthopedic specialist.'

'Higgins, control yourself and sit down!'

"There's everything you need to know about exercise in here." "Is there an osteopath's phone number in there?"

'I'm not sure about the new bone specialist.'

'I've got an appointment with Mr. Payne.' - 'He'll see you now.' - 'Okay, take a deep br-' - 'Gah!' - 'Great, now turn ov-' - 'Argh!' - 'And a final tw-' - 'Mummy!' - '*Sob*' - 'Okay, all done.' - 'Did you, by any chance...' - '...hear you crying...'

Woman walking a pelvis on a lead.

"You don't need a doctor to look at your throat, you need a CHOIRPRACTOR."

The Cello Victims

"Just remember keep your chin up Arthur"

'I told you not to slam the door!'

Healing the Earth