Osteologist Gifts

Barneyous Purplesaurus.

Osteologist

"There are 206 bones in your body...How would you like one more?"

The Jeopardy of Progress

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Wildlife

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

'The circle is complete!'

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

"The prostate biopsy shows your pain threshold is much higher than normal."

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

PSA Banter.

Medical Building Directory: Dr. Larry Nix, Dr. Sally Putty, etc..

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

God's Subcontractors

'Echo Tourism'

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

'See? The idiots put my danged knee replacement in backward!'

"The doctor thinks I need a hearing something or other."

"We're hoping for a really smooth wine here."

Bees SOS

Danger Slow Sand.

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

I'm trying to read your test results from urology, but their server can only stream them a little bit at a time.

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

'Still think nuclear testing is harmless?'

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'