Osteopathic Physician Gifts

"Lately, when I wake up, I'm stiff as a board!"

"Until the plaster sets, try not to laugh."

"She fell down stairs again, so this is her third hip."

'See? The idiots put my danged knee replacement in backward!'

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

"I stand corrected."

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

No caption. (Man wearing a cast is in traction. He imagines sheep lining up to jump fence. Sheep also wear casts.)

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

Love is Blind.

'Very funny!'

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

Egyptian chiropractor.

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

"All other letters have been disallowed."

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

'Wait! Wait a minute! Would you hold my glasses?'

'...better or worse...better or worse...better or worse...'

'Have you tried removing the blindfold?'

"I'm afraid, Mr. Cottontail, that all that hopping down the bunny trail has taken a toll on your hips."

'When are you going to admit you need glasses?'

'Very funny!'

NHS/Private Eye Care.

'Now watch our sales increase.'

OMG.

"Whiplash..."

"I'm glad you think it's funny."

Big slipper.

'You say you're having trouble seeing into the future'

A faulty part from an independent supplier leads to the creation of a multibillion-dollar sports medicine profession.

'Ha ha... Very funny!'

'You have to do something...My husband just doesn't look at me the way he used to.'