Osteopathic Physician Pillows

"Lately, when I wake up, I'm stiff as a board!"

"Until the plaster sets, try not to laugh."

"She fell down stairs again, so this is her third hip."

"I stand corrected."

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

'Very funny!'

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

Egyptian chiropractor.

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

"All other letters have been disallowed."

'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

'Wait! Wait a minute! Would you hold my glasses?'

'Have you tried removing the blindfold?'

"I'm afraid, Mr. Cottontail, that all that hopping down the bunny trail has taken a toll on your hips."

'When are you going to admit you need glasses?'

NHS/Private Eye Care.

'Very funny!'

Big slipper.

'Now watch our sales increase.'

"Whiplash..."

OMG.

"I'm glad you think it's funny."

'You say you're having trouble seeing into the future'

A faulty part from an independent supplier leads to the creation of a multibillion-dollar sports medicine profession.

'Ha ha... Very funny!'

'You have to do something...My husband just doesn't look at me the way he used to.'

'You're going to have to give up painting ceilings, Michelangelo !'