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Chiropractor: We bend over backwards for our customers.

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

"I stand corrected."

No caption. (Man wearing a cast is in traction. He imagines sheep lining up to jump fence. Sheep also wear casts.)

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

'Very funny!'

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

Office Ergonomics.

'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

Medical Examinations.

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

"It's just a hunch, but you spend a lot time at your computer, don't you?"

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

A boy and his spin patrol.

"Whiplash..."

Big slipper.

"Doctors, Gilby, Beam and Henson. Ears, nose and throat."

Proctologists' Office Party Games

'I'm referring you to a specialist who isn't as afraid to die as I am.'

'Let me handle this. I'm an orthopedic specialist.'

'I know just how you feel.'

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

"Doctor Scholl and Mr. Hyde."

A doctor calls a body builder to perform a patella tap test on a large patient.

'The bad news is you have a disease that only a highly-paid specialist can pronounce.'

"You don't need a doctor to look at your throat, you need a CHOIRPRACTOR."

The Cello Victims

'I was hoping you could help me with an implant.'

A proctologist by trade, Bob liked to spend his weekends out in nature.

'Of course, simple mistakes can be done by anybody, but to really mess up things, you need a specialist: me, the IT consultant!'

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