Back Specialist T-Shirts

Hazard of texting

"It's just a hunch, but you spend a lot time at your computer, don't you?"

"There he goes, against the advice of his back specialist."

"You don't need a doctor to look at your throat, you need a CHOIRPRACTOR."

Lumbar support animal

"I stand corrected."

No caption. (Man wearing a cast is in traction. He imagines sheep lining up to jump fence. Sheep also wear casts.)

'Very funny!'

Some unusual family photographs decorate podiatrist's desk.

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

Office Ergonomics.

Substance Abuse Seminar: How Not To Get Hooked!

'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

'You've a slipped disc in your back and a slipped everything in your front.'

"Whiplash..."

Cranial-Metal Plate Surgery Centre

Big slipper.

A doctor calls a body builder to perform a patella tap test on a large patient.

'You got here just in time - These shoes are killing you.'

'Let me handle this. I'm an orthopedic specialist.'

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

'I know just how you feel.'

"Doctor Scholl and Mr. Hyde."

'You are pigeon toed.'

The Cello Victims

Physiotherapist tells Humpty Dumpty: 'OK, you've had a great fall, but we'll have you back on that wall in no time.'

Chiropodist is wearing a gas mask while treating a client.

'I must admit I panicked when I first saw the low bone-density test results, but since you're a bird, it's all good!'

"Any pain relief with the cannabis?"

'You threw your back out? Well, run out and retrieve it!'

"My goodness, your back is really knotted up this morning, isn't it?"

"You have what we in our profession call a Frozen Shoulder, Mister Saunders."

"Well, yeah, Doc, I twisted my back a little...but it was the longest golf shot I've ever made!"