Neck Specialist T-Shirts

Hazard of texting

"I stand corrected."

'Very funny!'

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

Pole Star

"It's just a hunch, but you spend a lot time at your computer, don't you?"

"Whiplash..."

Big slipper.

'That's the last time I'm sitting in the front row!'

Older lady to husband surrounded by dogs: 'Still getting feedback from your hearing aid?'

A doctor calls a body builder to perform a patella tap test on a large patient.

'Let me handle this. I'm an orthopedic specialist.'

"Hibernate sounds better than binge watch."

'I know just how you feel.'

"Doctor Scholl and Mr. Hyde."

"Since you're always asking, here's a list of my various kinds of sighs, with explanation of what each one means."

The Cello Victims

"You don't need a doctor to look at your throat, you need a CHOIRPRACTOR."

"I'm the hospital's cardiologists. The tests are conclusive. You do wear your heart on your sleeve."

'I must admit I panicked when I first saw the low bone-density test results, but since you're a bird, it's all good!'

"You have what we in our profession call a Frozen Shoulder, Mister Saunders."

'Why did you have your hip replaced if it wasn't bothering me?'

'Hello Mr Jones, I'm the Bone Specialist.'

Man on the way to Heaven worries about steps.

The Dawn of Paleontology: "I think I knew this guy."

"I hate the wide screen, but it's good exercise for my neck."

'We're seeing more of this in the touch-pad era: your fingertips need a retread.'

"I don't like lying to my husband so I need something to give me a headache."

Osteoporosis Clinic

Free neck massages.

"I finally stopped smoking. It's great to have clean lungs!"

Ear Doctor.