Sip And Sort Specialist Gifts

A wine enthusiast takes advantage of recycling system.

Soup of the month.

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

The virtual wine tasting was a big success

"Well, there's your problem right there -- you need to sauté the onions in white wine before adding the ginger."

'On the face of it, it sounds great that she left me her house, but it has gone stale and what Hansel and Gretel didn't eat the birds have had a go at.'

My first mistake.

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

A shop is called 'Garnishes: Top Meals in Tough Times'.

Communication

'He's a sniffer dog-trained to sniff out dope.'

Jack started to note how these 'accidents' always occurred after he missed a shot.

'How humiliating! I got shot down by my own talking points!'

"I knew I should've swiped left."

Women Seeking Men

'There's an inspector here from the Board of Health who would like to see the chicken soup.'

Algebra Research Center: Come In We're Slopin'

'That's the trouble with these Chinese stocks -- an hour later you want to invest again.'

I hate to tell you this, but that's a can of maple syrup, not motor oil.

"Medicine is giving the eat-drink-and-be-merry model another look."

International Brotherhood of Audio Engineers: 'Is this thing on?'

MUM Look what I swapped your mobile for

Castaway can't remembers how to write S.O.S.

'I told you to turn left - this is a bunker on the golf course!'

'Have you found contact lenses in your soup?'

Manna from heaven puts the olfactory talents of Israel's dogs to the test.'

"That's affirmative. It smells delicious. Over."

"Cough! Cough! Cough! Hack-hack! Cough! cough! cough!"

'Now, that's what I call a smash!'

Oh, that's definitely out!

"I see that you work for one of those faith-based organizations."