Sniff Specialist Gifts

'He's a sniffer dog-trained to sniff out dope.'

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

A consumer guide to cheese.

"With me everything is 'scratch and sniff'."

"I ask you, how can something so cute and soft smell like a bag of Fritos?"

"I think he's going to be a bus driver - he loves cutting things up."

"My boss says I'm very good at what I do."

"Well done, yes, it's a skunk scent. Concentrate though, can you smell the faint trace of perfume? It's a female skunk..."

At the animal perfume fair.

"This cheap wine doesn't have a cork to smell, but the label is scratch and sniff."

"Great neighborhood. You're only minutes away from a yoga studio."

"I can smell things you can't even begin to imagine..."

Manna from heaven puts the olfactory talents of Israel's dogs to the test.'

'He believes in taking time to stop and smell the noses.'

Another dramatic moment ruined by seasonal allergies.

"This perfume's passed its 'smell by' date!"

Men's Fragrances

'I hate it when the pollen count's high!'

'I got the wine taster's job, but I have to buy nose insurance and they charge by the pound.'

"I'll take your case, and those stage smells inn your backyard will be tracked down and eliminated."

"The Hodal deal ….. It doesn't pass the smell test."

"This one might suit you. It's called Oldie But Goodie."

"Our mistress is a florist you see, so it's fun to sniff her when she gets home to guess which flowers are in season..."

Acme fertilizer office has poster saying 'stink'.

A wine enthusiast takes advantage of recycling system.