Sniffing Enthusiast Gifts

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

Bottom line, is that the sweet smell of success or your aftershave?

"I'm not saying your after shave smells bad, but.. maybe you should use one mosquitoes don't like so much!"

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

Aromatherapy for Men

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

Cheese Secret

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

'Would Sir & Madam per chance care to peruse the scratch & sniff dessert menu?'

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

Too much pepper spells disaster for Nick and Mr. Stickers

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

"With me everything is 'scratch and sniff'."

Overpowering perfume

"Great Perfume!"

"Why waste money on perfume when his favorite scent is stuffed pork chops?"

'He's a sniffer dog-trained to sniff out dope.'

"I don't want them to smell fear, so I'm going to roll in something before the interview."

'I don't smell any drugs, just Old Spice, geezer aftershave.'

LOVENUTS: 'We were irresistibly attracted to each other's smells,' says Jo-Jo.

"Reduce my ears? No, I want to make my nose bigger!"

"Yeah, it's completely irrational, but the smell of freshly baked bread makes me salivate too..."

"Mm, you smell terrif- ... no, wait. That's me."

'Oh Darling, I just love the smell of your new aftershave...'

Plastic Surgeon Kid

"Sometimes, you have to stop and smell the roses, as well as the other flowers, and the bushes, and the trees, and the sidewalk, and the fire hydrant, and the trash on the side of the road..."

"He'll definitely notice this one madam, especially if you leave the receipt where he can find it."

"I don't understand, the advert said that that aftershave would have women falling over me!"