Expert Sniffer Gifts

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

"My client was across town at the time of the murder, as a quick sniff of Exhibit A will demonstrate."

"Boy, the Reverend sure has your number."

"With me everything is 'scratch and sniff'."

'He's a sniffer dog-trained to sniff out dope.'

"He had an uncanny ability to pick up the scent of opportunity."

"Well done, yes, it's a skunk scent. Concentrate though, can you smell the faint trace of perfume? It's a female skunk..."

K-9 10k

Canadian wildfires

"This cheap wine doesn't have a cork to smell, but the label is scratch and sniff."

"You'd have thought they'd have all slept with each other by now."

Manna from heaven puts the olfactory talents of Israel's dogs to the test.'

Dog Evolution

"Great neighborhood. You're only minutes away from a yoga studio."

"Gracie, I'm proud of you for reading the newspaper."

Good news! The test results are back, and everything sniffed out just fine.

'Yes, I do have to sniff every tree. That's how we keep score.'

You've developed a seasonal allergy. Go get this prescription filled and DO NOT stop to smell the flowers!

'He believes in taking time to stop and smell the noses.'

Another dramatic moment ruined by seasonal allergies.

"The Hodal deal ….. It doesn't pass the smell test."

'What do you mean you don't like to chase cars? how can you resist the noise, the danger, the smell of exhaust fumes?'

'I hate it when the pollen count's high!'

"Have you ever thought about getting an e-reader?"

'Arrest that man, officer. His clothes simply reek of cigarette smoke.'

"Our mistress is a florist you see, so it's fun to sniff her when she gets home to guess which flowers are in season..."

'Since I'm not old enough to smoke, I thought I'd stand here and inhale. I read that the effects of slash burns are as harmful as cigarettes.'

'I think I know how the robbers got in. Someone forgot to lock the doggy door.'

Men and women racing to get to work, while a tramp stands in the middle, contentedly smelling a flower.