Security Sniffer Gifts

'I think I know how the robbers got in. Someone forgot to lock the doggy door.'

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

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"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

"My client was across town at the time of the murder, as a quick sniff of Exhibit A will demonstrate."

'While these products may not result in weight loss, they will result in credibility loss.'

"Officer, someone hacked my bluetooth pressure cooker and blew my kitchen apart! What can I do?"

"Boy, the Reverend sure has your number."

Secret Service Dogs

"Password must contain at least one pictograph."

"He had an uncanny ability to pick up the scent of opportunity."

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What security flaw?

'This model sends back a pre-recorded message to any hacker.'

"I'm all for security, but you having an 80-factor authentication may be a little over the top."

'These disks contain backups of all my financial records in 25 different software programs. . . I need to make a deposit to your computer.'

Advanced Password Hint

"You have exceeded the maximum number of incorrect password attempts."

'It's okay, mom. I go through this every day at school.'

"Have you ever noticed how the eyes seem to follow you around the room?"

"I typed the incorrect password for my online banking so much that not only did they lock me out - they locked me up."

"...This one comes with the latest security devices...'

'And I think you'll be very impressed with the new network security system we just installed!'

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'NSA is going too far.'

"Ed's job description has changed. He used to be a code-cracker. Now he's an encryption-disabler."

"You'd have thought they'd have all slept with each other by now."

"Freeze, or I'll mop the floor with you!"

'To help with our phishing and pharming issues, corporate lent two of their top security experts to us for this month.'

Huffison never discovered the source of security leaks within his company.

'With the help of this program...yes the wireless network password - I'm in!'

"It's a great old building, but I wish we had a more up-to-date security system."