Sin Sniffer Gifts

"Boy, the Reverend sure has your number."

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

'While these products may not result in weight loss, they will result in credibility loss.'

"My client was across town at the time of the murder, as a quick sniff of Exhibit A will demonstrate."

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

"Hi, I'm Miranda: I like sniffing bums, rolling about in dead things and chasing tennis balls. . ."

Pride - from The Seven Deadly Sins.

Angry priest clutching car keys storms into church, saying: 'It's about time the Holy Father made inconsiderate parking a sin.'

Canadian wildfires

'At least I'm not accused of being envious, lustful, greedy, prideful, gluttonous or wrathful.'

"You'd have thought they'd have all slept with each other by now."

"Gracie, I'm proud of you for reading the newspaper."

"Great neighborhood. You're only minutes away from a yoga studio."

'Yes, I do have to sniff every tree. That's how we keep score.'

'He believes in taking time to stop and smell the noses.'

Another dramatic moment ruined by seasonal allergies.

'I hate it when the pollen count's high!'

He doesn't believe we're making any money unless plant five is polluting the atmosphere.

'What do you mean you don't like to chase cars? how can you resist the noise, the danger, the smell of exhaust fumes?'

Double Feature: Lassie - Rin-Tin-Tin.

'Since I'm not old enough to smoke, I thought I'd stand here and inhale. I read that the effects of slash burns are as harmful as cigarettes.'

"Have you ever thought about getting an e-reader?"

"Our mistress is a florist you see, so it's fun to sniff her when she gets home to guess which flowers are in season..."

'Arrest that man, officer. His clothes simply reek of cigarette smoke.'

'I think I know how the robbers got in. Someone forgot to lock the doggy door.'

Hadley K., All-Day Sucker.