Silver Screen Sniffer Gifts

Double Feature: Lassie - Rin-Tin-Tin.

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

'While these products may not result in weight loss, they will result in credibility loss.'

"My client was across town at the time of the murder, as a quick sniff of Exhibit A will demonstrate."

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

"I'm just sitting here collecting vast amounts of metadata. And what are you up to?...Oh, I already know."

You're certain you've had plenty of experience serving in a fine dining restaurant?

"Boy, the Reverend sure has your number."

"We're trying to give geriatrics a sexier image..."

"He had an uncanny ability to pick up the scent of opportunity."

"I am in the moment - just not the moment you're in."

Canadian wildfires

"I can't...I mustn't...I shouldn't...I needn't....but I will."

"You'd have thought they'd have all slept with each other by now."

Ashton Kutcher

Amy Lou Adams

The TV asks a man on a computer: 'Don't you love ME anymore?'

"If I've got no messages how do I know I even EXIST!"

The Ultimate Crime

"Great neighborhood. You're only minutes away from a yoga studio."

Trust the critics. They know best what makes a good movie.

Honey, wake up! The world's gone widescreen!

"I like having a laptop with a big screen, but my back doesn't."

"Coffee?! I thought we were just meeting to stare at our phones!"

Another dramatic moment ruined by seasonal allergies.

"Digital skid row"

'I hate it when the pollen count's high!'

Social Media Distancing

'Since I'm not old enough to smoke, I thought I'd stand here and inhale. I read that the effects of slash burns are as harmful as cigarettes.'

'Arrest that man, officer. His clothes simply reek of cigarette smoke.'

"Have you ever thought about getting an e-reader?"

'I think I know how the robbers got in. Someone forgot to lock the doggy door.'