Page Sniffer Gifts

"Mmm, smell this one."

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

'Dang! I never now if the sommelier is messing with me.'

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

'While these products may not result in weight loss, they will result in credibility loss.'

"My client was across town at the time of the murder, as a quick sniff of Exhibit A will demonstrate."

'To be honest, that's all most people read.'

"Boy, the Reverend sure has your number."

"Yes, you did close some of your tabs. However, you still have 1,894 open. You're a tab hoarder."

"I didn't want this book to end, so I stopped reading it midway."

"He had an uncanny ability to pick up the scent of opportunity."

"Remember... the cork. You're supposed to smell the cork!"

"You'd have thought they'd have all slept with each other by now."

"Great neighborhood. You're only minutes away from a yoga studio."

"Gracie, I'm proud of you for reading the newspaper."

"Mmm, smell this one."

'He believes in taking time to stop and smell the noses.'

'Dang! I always sniff too hard.'

"The Hodal deal ….. It doesn't pass the smell test."

'I'm very impressed with your web research, this self-diagnosis would be 100 accurate...if you were a patagonian fruit bat.'

Double Feature: Lassie - Rin-Tin-Tin.

"Have you ever thought about getting an e-reader?"

'I'm shopping on the net.'

"Our mistress is a florist you see, so it's fun to sniff her when she gets home to guess which flowers are in season..."

'I think I know how the robbers got in. Someone forgot to lock the doggy door.'

Hadley K., All-Day Sucker.