Page-skimmer Gifts

'To be honest, that's all most people read.'

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

"So start throwing together about 10 novels a week and bring them in on Wednesdays."

Computer games

"Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but I've been to the theme park."

'It is now safe to kick and swear at your computer'

"I didn't want this book to end, so I stopped reading it midway."

Virgil

'Care of your new hammock. Let's face it, whatever we write here, you're not going to bother.'

Librarian Watches As Woman Climbs The Bookshelves

'We don't know HOW to surf - Can't you part the sea or something?'

'I gained about two hours a day. I gave up the New York Times.'

"This is a selection from my novel about a writers' group that has one real writer and five wanna-be b*****s."

"We just want a vacation --- we don't want to learn anything."

Writer

"I hope that the next time you dive into a good book, you first check to see how deep it is!"

"Read? I don't read. I just collect."

'This book on speed reading is due back in ten minutes.'

"I refuse to read the safety manual. Last time I tried, it gave me a severe papercut!"

'I'm taking you off three things - breakfast, lunch, and dinner.'

Interest rate remain at all time low...

"I fear he's the bearer of bad news."

'I did a speed reading course yesterday.' - 'It's incredible! I read Moby Dick in 27 minutes this morning!' - 'It's about a whale or something.'

"Mmm, smell this one."

Slow down!