Book Skimmers Gifts

"We just want a vacation --- we don't want to learn anything."

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

Computer games

Addicted to reading

"Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but I've been to the theme park."

'To be honest, that's all most people read.'

The writer's world

"I'd just like to congratulate you on how skillfully you've hidden my novel!"

Everyone have enough to eat and drink? We can start the discussion! I'll have a drop of wine. Do you have another cookie? I could do one more cheese puff. Got it. No one's read the book. I googled lost of reviews!

'Care of your new hammock. Let's face it, whatever we write here, you're not going to bother.'

Fully decked out in his new skimmer-Boy Mike was able to skim the pool in just 60 seconds,

man in suit carries pile of books with sticky notes

'We don't know HOW to surf - Can't you part the sea or something?'

'I gained about two hours a day. I gave up the New York Times.'

Man lifts up the pages of a book and discovers a brick wall.

"There's an editor out here with an unsolicited manuscript lodged in his throat."

Musty Old Book Shop Scent

"Mmm, smell this one."

Plato's Republic as it was written and as it would have been written if Plato's academy had invested in a good word processor,

Virtual priority

Library sections - Fiction, Non-fiction and Non-returned.

"I refuse to read the safety manual. Last time I tried, it gave me a severe papercut!"

Man in library standing on pile of books looking in mountaineering section.

Interest rate remain at all time low...

'I'm taking you off three things - breakfast, lunch, and dinner.'

'I did a speed reading course yesterday.' - 'It's incredible! I read Moby Dick in 27 minutes this morning!' - 'It's about a whale or something.'

"Have you ever thought about getting an e-reader?"

Slow down!