Manual Skimmer Gifts

"I refuse to read the safety manual. Last time I tried, it gave me a severe papercut!"

Computer games

"Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but I've been to the theme park."

Maternity ward.

'To be honest, that's all most people read.'

Mike had learnt by heart the whole training manual, apart from the most important bit.

Manual Labor.

IKEA Book

"It's called 'muscle confusion'. First, I put on my workout clothes, then I confuse my muscles by not working out."

'Care of your new hammock. Let's face it, whatever we write here, you're not going to bother.'

'What does the Scout manual say about this situation?'

Everyone have enough to eat and drink? We can start the discussion! I'll have a drop of wine. Do you have another cookie? I could do one more cheese puff. Got it. No one's read the book. I googled lost of reviews!

"Does it have a chapter on using the phone to call someone who can do it right?"

Fully decked out in his new skimmer-Boy Mike was able to skim the pool in just 60 seconds,

DIY motor repairs.

"We just want a vacation --- we don't want to learn anything."

'I gained about two hours a day. I gave up the New York Times.'

Mowing manual.

'We don't know HOW to surf - Can't you part the sea or something?'

"I don't care how much the petrol costs for the strimmer. Get it cut!"

'Have you seen my amplifier.'

"Step 1: Find Someone Who Knows How To Read Instructions, Dave."

'It's called a wetsuit... Keeps you warm, even in icy-cold water... You should try one...'

Hammer Instructions

"Are there any security cameras in the basement?"

Hammer User Manual

'You just had to throw the manual out didn't you? Big man can figure everything out for himself...'

"Step one: Attach steel beam (A) to polished concrete slab (B)."

Interest rate remain at all time low...

'I'm taking you off three things - breakfast, lunch, and dinner.'

'I did a speed reading course yesterday.' - 'It's incredible! I read Moby Dick in 27 minutes this morning!' - 'It's about a whale or something.'

Weight Loss Clinic: 'We help those who help themselves over and over and over again.'

'My parents got into their computer's instruction manual!!'

"I never buy any device that weighs less than its manual."

'We bought this one to help figure out the operating manual for that one over there.'