Speedy Skimmer Gifts

Slow down!

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

Computer games

"Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but I've been to the theme park."

Running Latte

'To be honest, that's all most people read.'

"It's called 'muscle confusion'. First, I put on my workout clothes, then I confuse my muscles by not working out."

'Just a minute, officer. I found a loophole in this law book!'

Everyone have enough to eat and drink? We can start the discussion! I'll have a drop of wine. Do you have another cookie? I could do one more cheese puff. Got it. No one's read the book. I googled lost of reviews!

'Care of your new hammock. Let's face it, whatever we write here, you're not going to bother.'

City Travel...rat race special! 10 countries in 10 day: 'I need a vacation'!

Coffee Overload: 'I'll have a low fat soy latte, no sugar, two biscotti...make that a Columbian-Kenyan bean bend...oh make it snappy, I'm in a hurry!'

Fully decked out in his new skimmer-Boy Mike was able to skim the pool in just 60 seconds,

'I gained about two hours a day. I gave up the New York Times.'

'We don't know HOW to surf - Can't you part the sea or something?'

"We just want a vacation --- we don't want to learn anything."

'They're very easy to use - just remember not to press the large button marked 'Nitro' '

"And one with no bun."

A man reading whilst running.

In 'n out lung transplant.

"I refuse to read the safety manual. Last time I tried, it gave me a severe papercut!"

'I'm taking you off three things - breakfast, lunch, and dinner.'

'In case of an emergency brake.'

Interest rate remain at all time low...

'I did a speed reading course yesterday.' - 'It's incredible! I read Moby Dick in 27 minutes this morning!' - 'It's about a whale or something.'

Grab your stuff and pay and get out of here convenience store.

'At that speed, you should put racing stripes on your glass.'

'I was in a bit of a hurry so I made it from a mix.'

'I don't have a printer, but I an write really fast.'

Target run