Book Trimmers Gifts

Plato's Republic as it was written and as it would have been written if Plato's academy had invested in a good word processor,

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

Addicted to reading

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

New Swiss Army Knife

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

Small child checks out a book.

"Hello darling, what do you do for a living?"

'The government is telling us to get rid of 43% of meaningless targets within the next 6 months!'

"Most projects require three hands."

Paper Trail

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

"I'd just like to congratulate you on how skillfully you've hidden my novel!"

Everyone have enough to eat and drink? We can start the discussion! I'll have a drop of wine. Do you have another cookie? I could do one more cheese puff. Got it. No one's read the book. I googled lost of reviews!

"Does it have a chapter on using the phone to call someone who can do it right?"

Dave had yet to master his new nail machine gun.

Spring cleaning.

"We just want a vacation --- we don't want to learn anything."

'I'm beginning to think email stands for 'endless mail'.'

Adult attention deficit disorders (A.A.D.D.)

Scrapyard Worker

Christmas tree lights - "Are they on yet love?"

Christmas 2020

"I'm not letting down my hair, I'm just overdue for a trim."

Cornucopia of work.

"Darling, size is not important!"

Gracie cuts the bottom branches off the Christmas tree to make room for presents.

Christmas.

'Connect insert A, B, and C into slots D, E, and F. Tighten using assembly tool G. What in the H are they talking about?'

"Baldo, school has always been about learning, expanding your mind, becoming a better person."

Hair trigger

'I'm de-toxing my bookshelves.'

Hedgehog Trimmer

Wishing you a very happy christmas