Book Skimmers Pillows

"We just want a vacation --- we don't want to learn anything."

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

Computer games

Addicted to reading

"Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but I've been to the theme park."

'To be honest, that's all most people read.'

The writer's world

"I'd just like to congratulate you on how skillfully you've hidden my novel!"

'Care of your new hammock. Let's face it, whatever we write here, you're not going to bother.'

man in suit carries pile of books with sticky notes

'We don't know HOW to surf - Can't you part the sea or something?'

'I gained about two hours a day. I gave up the New York Times.'

Man lifts up the pages of a book and discovers a brick wall.

"There's an editor out here with an unsolicited manuscript lodged in his throat."

Musty Old Book Shop Scent

"Mmm, smell this one."

Plato's Republic as it was written and as it would have been written if Plato's academy had invested in a good word processor,

Virtual priority

Library sections - Fiction, Non-fiction and Non-returned.

"I refuse to read the safety manual. Last time I tried, it gave me a severe papercut!"

Man in library standing on pile of books looking in mountaineering section.

Interest rate remain at all time low...

'I'm taking you off three things - breakfast, lunch, and dinner.'

'I did a speed reading course yesterday.' - 'It's incredible! I read Moby Dick in 27 minutes this morning!' - 'It's about a whale or something.'

"Have you ever thought about getting an e-reader?"

Slow down!