Ink Sniffer Gifts

"Gracie, I'm proud of you for reading the newspaper."

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

'Dang! I never now if the sommelier is messing with me.'

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

'While these products may not result in weight loss, they will result in credibility loss.'

"My client was across town at the time of the murder, as a quick sniff of Exhibit A will demonstrate."

"Boy, the Reverend sure has your number."

"With me everything is 'scratch and sniff'."

"Hi, I'm Miranda: I like sniffing bums, rolling about in dead things and chasing tennis balls. . ."

"He had an uncanny ability to pick up the scent of opportunity."

'He's a sniffer dog-trained to sniff out dope.'

"Remember... the cork. You're supposed to smell the cork!"

"Well done, yes, it's a skunk scent. Concentrate though, can you smell the faint trace of perfume? It's a female skunk..."

Canadian wildfires

"You'd have thought they'd have all slept with each other by now."

Musty Old Book Shop Scent

"This cheap wine doesn't have a cork to smell, but the label is scratch and sniff."

Goldie, go fetch the skunk I just shot!

Manna from heaven puts the olfactory talents of Israel's dogs to the test.'

'Yes, I do have to sniff every tree. That's how we keep score.'

You've developed a seasonal allergy. Go get this prescription filled and DO NOT stop to smell the flowers!

A man emerges from a red ink bottle

'Dang! I always sniff too hard.'

'What do you mean you don't like to chase cars? how can you resist the noise, the danger, the smell of exhaust fumes?'

'Arrest that man, officer. His clothes simply reek of cigarette smoke.'

'Since I'm not old enough to smoke, I thought I'd stand here and inhale. I read that the effects of slash burns are as harmful as cigarettes.'

"Have you ever thought about getting an e-reader?"

Hadley K., All-Day Sucker.

'I think I know how the robbers got in. Someone forgot to lock the doggy door.'

"Mmm, smell this one."

Men and women racing to get to work, while a tramp stands in the middle, contentedly smelling a flower.