Cork Sniffer Gifts

'Dang! I never now if the sommelier is messing with me.'

'Dang! I always sniff too hard.'

"Remember... the cork. You're supposed to smell the cork!"

"Nope, no need to smell the cork."

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

"Can you recommend a wine that would compliment a divorce?"

"In our house the four major food groups are Bordeaux, Merlot, Chardonnay and Champagne."

true love.

'I've written six books on wine; owned my own winery and taught a wine class for two years. My next goal is to taste some.'

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

An Excellent Nose for Wine.

Red Wine

"When a wine rates over ninety, this is not alcoholism."

"I've tried that one; it's a blend of 74 different red grapes - including two of the plastic decorative type."

'There's over 500,000 different wines? Bernie, we've got work to do!'

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

"Boy, the Reverend sure has your number."

'Who took the cork out of my lunch?'

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."

"Hi, I'm Miranda: I like sniffing bums, rolling about in dead things and chasing tennis balls. . ."

"And would you like a wine stopper?"

'Move? Are you kidding? With the wines the guy next door collects?'

'The greatest wine in my collection? Why, it's my '45 Chateau Palmer and, oh, what a coincidence, it's right here!'

Baby sucks cork on Australian's bush hat.

'Would Sir like to smell the screw-top?'

"I had no idea Dom Perignon came with a screw top."

"This wine is CORKED!"

Wine-tasting Tour.

K-9 10k

Canadian wildfires

"It's okay mate, I only need the cork from your bottle."

Shall I draw a cork for us?

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