Seasonal Sniffer Gifts

Another dramatic moment ruined by seasonal allergies.

'I hate it when the pollen count's high!'

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

'Dang! I never now if the sommelier is messing with me.'

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

Easter Egg Delivery

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

Swallows returning to Cappuccino.

"Well, it seems Vermont isn’t for lovers after all!"

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

"Is it just me, or is the pollen particularly bad this year?"

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

"Boy, the Reverend sure has your number."

"Hi, I'm Miranda: I like sniffing bums, rolling about in dead things and chasing tennis balls. . ."

Vernal Pond: Here today. . . gone tomorrow.

'First snowdrop.'

'My goodness, is it fall already, Ms. Smyrka?'

"Remember... the cork. You're supposed to smell the cork!"

Signs of Fall

"Check out this app. It let's you substitute other vegetables for your nose."

"Someday, Son, all this snow will melt away and, oh, what miraculous relics your nose will discover."

Mother Nature's awkward secret: pollen allergies.

Know Your Leaves

Leaves falling on a desert crawling man.

Snow Moon

"Dad's allergies kicked in during out special 'man to man' walk...so I learned all about the birds and the sneeze."

Summer Reads - Fall Reads!

"It's nice to stop and smell the roses, but with your allergies, keep going and Google them."

"Great neighborhood. You're only minutes away from a yoga studio."

Old Man Winter.

Manna from heaven puts the olfactory talents of Israel's dogs to the test.'

Christmas Campout - Even the Reindeer Have Fun!