Seasonal Sniffer Gifts

Another dramatic moment ruined by seasonal allergies.

'I hate it when the pollen count's high!'

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

'Dang! I never now if the sommelier is messing with me.'

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

'I made them during the blizzard in January. Whad'ya say we go liven up my sister's pool party?'

Easter Egg Delivery

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

Swallows returning to Cappuccino.

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

"Well, it seems Vermont isn’t for lovers after all!"

"Is it just me, or is the pollen particularly bad this year?"

"Boy, the Reverend sure has your number."

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

"Hi, I'm Miranda: I like sniffing bums, rolling about in dead things and chasing tennis balls. . ."

Vernal Pond: Here today. . . gone tomorrow.

'First snowdrop.'

Signs of Fall

Now we wait for the snow.

Who's ready for pumpkin spice season?

"Nope, no need to smell the cork."

'My goodness, is it fall already, Ms. Smyrka?'

"Remember... the cork. You're supposed to smell the cork!"

"Check out this app. It let's you substitute other vegetables for your nose."

Snow Moon

Leaves falling on a desert crawling man.

Know Your Leaves

"Dad's allergies kicked in during out special 'man to man' walk...so I learned all about the birds and the sneeze."

"Someday, Son, all this snow will melt away and, oh, what miraculous relics your nose will discover."

Mother Nature's awkward secret: pollen allergies.

Summer Reads - Fall Reads!

"It's nice to stop and smell the roses, but with your allergies, keep going and Google them."

Old Man Winter.

"Great neighborhood. You're only minutes away from a yoga studio."